true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
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